🎓 “Welcome to My Harvard Lecture”
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🎓 “Welcome to My Harvard Lecture”
– The 8th Grader Who Catfished His Class With a Virtual Background
It was Tuesday morning.
8:15 AM.
Zoom class.
Everyone’s camera was off except for Ms. Jenkins, who looked like she hadn’t slept since 2020.
Then came Ethan Kim.
13 years old.
Straight B+ student.
Master of Zoom hacks, memes, and controlled academic chaos.
Today, Ethan had one goal:
"Make people think I go to Harvard.
Even though I can’t spell 'Massachusetts' yet."
🧠 The Setup
The night before, Ethan downloaded a crystal-clear image of a Harvard lecture hall —
The red wood paneling, arched windows, stained-glass academic glory.
Then he added himself —
Wearing a hoodie, round glasses, and a fake name tag that said:
"Dr. Ethan Kim, PhD (in being awesome)"
🖥️ The Zoom Entrance
At exactly 8:17 AM, Ethan turned on his camera.
The entire class went quiet.
Even Ms. Jenkins froze mid-sentence.
“Ethan... where are you?”
Ethan calmly sipped from a mug that read “Ivy League Energy™” and replied:
“Oh this? Just my study room in Cambridge.”
He winked.
Not because it was cool.
Because he absolutely planned this moment.
🎤 The Reactions
One student whispered:
“Bro. Did he get into Harvard in 8th grade?”
Another:
“No way that’s real. Wait—IS it?”
Ms. Jenkins, bless her heart, didn’t know how Zoom backgrounds worked.
She thought… maybe the district upgraded his school zone?
She said:
“Well... it’s important to aspire high.”
Ethan nodded like a TED Talk speaker.
“Yes. Manifestation. Discipline. And... good lighting.”
🔍 The Discovery
The next day, a classmate tried the same trick with a NASA control room background.
But their head kept floating through the green screen.
Ethan’s was seamless.
Professionally lit.
Crisp as a résumé sent at 3AM.
Suspicion rose.
But no one could prove it.
🏆 The Fallout
Ethan didn’t get in trouble.
He got invited to give a mini-presentation on “College Planning.”
He titled it:
"How to Trick the System (Legally)"
Rumor has it, even the principal tuned in…
From his kitchen.
🎓 Moral of the Story?
Zoom backgrounds fade.
But confidence in 1080p?
That’s forever.
🏷️ Hashtags
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#ZoomFlex
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#HarvardFromHome
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#VirtualCatfish
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#EthanGoesIvy
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#MiddleSchoolMadness
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#DigitalDeception
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#AcademicGlowUp
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#FakeItInHD
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#ZoomLegend
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#DrEthanPhDLOL
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