🍜 “The Ramen Incident”
🍜 “The Ramen Incident”
– How One Student Boiled the Rules (and the Noodles)
At Eastwood State University, Room B214 was known for three things:
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Terrible Wi-Fi
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Squeaky chairs
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And on one fateful day… the scent of chicken-flavored rebellion
This is the story of Jason Park — sophomore, econ major, noodle enthusiast.
🎓 The Class That Started It All
It was 9:00 AM.
Macroeconomics.
Taught by Professor Goldstein, a man with a ponytail, a PhD from Yale, and zero tolerance for... anything.
Jason was hungry.
And we’re not talking “I skipped breakfast” hungry.
We’re talking “my stomach sounds like a dying lawnmower” hungry.
🤫 The Plan
He looked around.
Everyone else was either:
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Pretending to take notes
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Actually sleeping
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Or playing Tetris behind spreadsheets
So Jason made a bold decision.
He pulled out an electric kettle... and a pack of Shin Ramyun.
Under the desk.
With the stealth of a raccoon robbing a vending machine.
🔥 The Boil Heard 'Round the Room
At first, it was just a soft hum.
A low, bubbly vibration beneath his desk.
Then… came the smell.
That glorious, garlicky, MSG-infused steam that whispered to every hungry soul in the room:
“Hey. He’s eating better than you.”
One by one, students started sniffing.
Eyes darted.
Even the TA looked like he was ready to ditch the syllabus for a spoon.
🧑🏫 The Confrontation
Professor Goldstein paused mid-sentence.
“Who… is COOKING... something?”
Silence.
Jason looked up, mid-slurp, noodle dangling like a guilty ribbon.
Everyone turned.
Professor Goldstein walked slowly toward him, like a lion approaching an antelope holding a spork.
“Mr. Park… are you aware this is not a cafeteria?”
Jason, completely calm, replied:
“With all due respect, sir… this is supply and demand in action.”
📜 The Aftermath
Jason didn’t get expelled.
He didn’t even get detention.
Why?
Because 3 students actually applauded.
One girl even offered him kimchi.
Professor Goldstein banned “open food” from that day forward — but secretly admitted in an email:
“It smelled fantastic. Just don’t do it again.”
Jason?
He became a legend.
His nickname on campus?
“Chef Econ.”
🍜 Moral of the Story?
Sometimes, to survive college…
You gotta break the rules and boil the water.
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