🤖 “My Mom Used ChatGPT to Text My Boss – And Now I’m Employee of the Month”

 

🤖 “My Mom Used ChatGPT to Text My Boss – And Now I’m Employee of the Month”

– AI: Artificial Intervention

Cleveland, Ohio. 2024.

Rachel, 25,
works in accounting.
She was running late from the dentist
and asked her mom (who recently discovered AI)
to text her boss for her.

“Just say I’m running late and I’ll explain later.”

Her mom, excited, said:

“I’ll use that ChatGTP thing!”
(Yes, she said GTP.)

Rachel: “…Okay, but don’t overthink it.”

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📱 The Message

This is what her boss actually received:

“Dear Esteemed Employer,
On behalf of Rachel, I regret to inform you that she is momentarily detained due to oral surgical intervention.
Her commitment to fiscal excellence remains unwavering.
Warmest regards,
Rachel’s Mother (and Artificial Intelligence).”

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💻 The Reaction

Her boss screenshot the message
and posted it in the company Slack with:

“When your accountant is late but you still get a TED Talk.”

Rachel panicked.
Texted her boss:

“I’m SO sorry. My mom used ChatGPT…”

Boss replied:

“No apologies needed.
That was the most respectful excuse I’ve ever received.”

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🏆 One Week Later

Rachel gets called into a surprise staff meeting.
HR presents her with a framed award:

“Most Eloquently Late Employee – April 2024”

The caption?

“Her commitment to fiscal excellence remains unwavering.”

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💬 The Aftermath

Now whenever someone’s late,
the office says:

“Time for another AI excuse?”
“Paging Rachel’s mom-bot!”

Rachel’s mom is now offering “professional excuse writing”
to her church group.

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😂 Moral of the Story?

AI might take our jobs…
but it might also get us out of them —
with perfect grammar and a touch of unnecessary drama.

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